Panzer tells you

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:19:01 GMT

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 01:26:50 GMT

Does anybody remember me?

a pranking on to you

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 23:29:09 GMT

This suit is black.

NOT.

Haha you fell for it.

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:18:14 GMT

These are all taken with a cheap Nikon "Coolpix" L3, very limited but I thought it was decently capable of quality. I say thought because it was so cheap it stopped working last Wednesday. I managed to end up with 238 photos somehow. (Don't worry I didn't upload all 238) SHALL WE BEGIN?

I decided to take a test shot the night before I departed for the epic journey. Very blurry but I like the colors.

I got bored in the car.

Will I ever visit these places? NO. They sound dangerous.

The scenery in some spots was very melancholic.

Take these trees for example.

We had to go into warp speed at one point.

We stopped for the night somewhere in South Carolina. There were werewolves.

The next day we stopped at a wonderful place called Savannah in Georgia. I loved this place. They had very demanding signs.

And blooming trees.

Very architectural. Stairs and ramps and bricks.

I went up the downstair.

And down the upstair.

Some buildings.

Way off in the distance.

There was a long bridge.

Small ones too.

Many of them.

Pointy fences.

Even the walls were alive here.

We get ready to leave.

Wait I lied. We stopped for lunch at the Olympian Cafe.

It was delicious.

Now we leave. Goodbye Savannah.

We finally made it to the ocean.

It was littered with dead jellyfish. Yay!

The beach stretched out for lightyears.

The sun is a lightbulb.

I drowned.

Seagulls are funny.

Splitting the sea is hard.

Just give up.

Too cold to swim in.

I'm tired so I'll post the rest tomorrow.

Bye.

The first batch of photos I took while in Florida last week. I've recently been getting more into photography so I tried to be fancy and artistic in some of the shots. Do enjoy!

Oh man oh geez

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 19:30:17 GMT

I received a very alarming email today! It goes:

MY NAME IS MELAINE GILL
I AM 13 YEARS OLD
WITH MASSIVE LICE
AND A TIGHT PURPLE SWEATER.
I HAVE NO SKIN ON MY FACE AND
AM BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
I HAVE NO LEFT FOOT OR EARS.
I AM DEAD.
IF U DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 5 MIN.,
I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED
WITH A fING CAN OPENER AND WILL MAKE YOU HELP ME
THIS IS NO JOKE
SOMETHING GOOD WiLL HAPPEN TO U TONiGHT AT 9:01 PM or AM. SOMEONE WiLL CALL U
OR TALK TO U ON THE iNTERNET
REPOST THiS WiTH THE TiTLE:
EWWWWWWWWW

A thirteen year old girl with massive lice AND a tight purple sweater?! That has no skin on her face and is bleeding profusely!? With no left foot OR ears?! Oh geez what do I do guys? I don't want her to appear by my bed with a fing can opener! Whatever a fing is! Probably a can of poison or eyeballs. I'm scared I don't want to help her open her can or loosen her sweater or whatever it is she wants. -_- I'm a goner. Goodbye. Remember me well.

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:58:59 GMT

I am not a fan of anything.

I love you

Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:13:49 GMT

I've not known love like this before

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:18:29 GMT

Came out in Europe and in the mail today. Beautiful.

NEW AND EXCITING EVENT!

Sun, 11 Feb 2007 17:25:30 GMT

1. Comment here and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture using MS paint.

2. I can draw whatever I want for you.

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 18:45:46 GMT

For you single people: Describe what YOU think would be the perfect guy/girl. No matter how impossible, or how ridiculous. You can go into looks, personality or even the tiniest pet peeves. Whatever matters to you.

Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:30:56 GMT

Please?

Get your own valentinr

An excuse to make a post

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 00:26:19 GMT

Comment and I shall:
1) Tell you why I friended you.
2) Associate you with a song/movie.
3) Tell a random fact about you.
4) Tell a first memory about you.
5) Associate you with an animal/fruit.
6) Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 21:26:18 GMT

Go on, fill it out! About me!

I ___ you.

You have a nice______.

You make me _______.

You should _______.

Someday I will ______.

You + me =________.

If I saw you now I'd __________.

I want to ________ you.

I would build a _______ just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:18:32 GMT

My contribution to the craze

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:50:55 GMT

EMERGENCY. I got BagelBites pizza bagel cheese lodged deep between the V and B keys. Somebody help me.

Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:54:39 GMT

Happy Puppy Explosion with bonus sock

This one just kind of... makes me want to sleep outside.

Fun with Floam!

My cat seems to have gotten high off of his new catnip mouse toy.

A mediocre expression towards a gift of mediocre humor and quality.

A passionate kiss with what could be the greatest concert dvd of all time

It wasn't a real gingerbread man don't be alarmed.

Me hitting D and slightly C on my sister's new Casio keyboard.

I like the colors in this one.

There I am chewing on a water bottle cap and watching something apparently unfunny.

LOOK OUT IT'S A FURNACE.

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 18:34:14 GMT

I will SHOW you what magic gifts I recieved this year. In the order I opened them, if I can remember.

1)

Porcupine Tree DVD- Arriving somewhere...
Their first DVD, two disks of yes. Really excited to watch it.

2)

Blackfield by... Blackfield. Steven Wilson of Porcupine Tree and Aviv Geffen's colaboration album, which is one of the most beautiful I've ever heard. Glad to finally own it. Blackfield II comes out next month!

3)

Final Fantasy III DS. Good good. I'm still not done with FFXII but who cares, this one looks fun.

4)

Deadwing by Porcupine Tree. Slowly my collection expands. Very good album, very good.

5)

A Moment in Time DVD by Anathema, another favorite band of mine. I also got this as a gift for one of my friends, so it should be excellent.

6)

AND

7)

Yeeees. Both seasons of The Office wrapped together. 10 hours of Office goodness. Awesome.

8)

Porcupine Tree's live album in Warszawa. (I swear I'm not obsessed) Listening to it as I write this, very good.

9)

Yeeaah boy. My collection is complete thus far, just need Seasons 8 and 9 when they arrive.

10)

Sweeeeeet. I hear this is Scrubs' best season, so I better drink the green medicine.

Ten gifts of awesome yay. All DVDs and CDs! No tube socks this year. AND NO WII YET. But I'm happy with what I got and what I gave, though I should've given more. Always next time. Also my mom is going in for gullbladder removal surgery tomorrow so I hope that goes well.

Let it snow dangit.

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:09:17 GMT

Good Bye 2006 Forever
THIS YEAR:

[PEOPLE]
Best friend: I talked to him maybe twice. Moving away really killed it.
Lost any friends: Most of the Michigan ones. Which was a lot.
Gained any friends: Quite a few

[PLACES]
Went out of the country: Not that I recall
Moved: No, for once
New school: Same one as last year
Been on an airplane: Nope

[YOU]
Changed: I think so
New look: Well of course
Most depressed time this year: Maybe now
Best time this year: Last months of school before summer and first few after

[LOVE]
Did you get heartbroken: Mmhmm
Who was your summer fling: Your mother

[SEASONS]
Favorite Season: Autumn, which fleeew by this year
Least favorite season: Probably winter, and it just started!
Good birthday?: Can't recall...

[FINAL QUESTIONS]
Got arrested: Y- no
Kissed a boy/girl: EWW COOTIES
Had a crush: Oh my yes
Got dumped: Who did I have who COULD dump me?
Lost a family member: Thankfully no
Kept a secret: Mmyes
Told a secret: Psst... probably
Done something you totally regret: There's not one day I go to bed fully satisfied

In 2006 I...

[x] broke a promise
[ ] made a new best friend
[x] fallen out of love
[x] lied
[x] went behind your parents back
[ ] cried over a boy/girl
[x] disappointed someone close
[x] hid a secret
[x] pretended to be happy
[x] partied
[ ] slept under the stars
[x] layed with opposite sex
[ ] got pushed into a pool in your clothes
[x] met someone who changed my life
[ ] met one of your idols
[x] changed your outlook on life
[x] sat home all day doing nothing
[x] pretended to be sick
[ ] left the country
[ ] almost died
[ ] given up something important to you
[x] lost something expensive
[x] learned something new about yourself
[x] tried something you normally wouldnt try and liked it
[x] made a change in your life
[x] found out who your true friends were
[x] met great people
[x] stayed up til sunrise
[x] pigged out over the summer
[ ] cried over the silliest thing
[x] lied to parents about where you were at
[ ] got into a car accident
[x] had friends who were drifting away from you
[ ] had someone close to me die
[ ] had a high cell phone bill
[x] wasted most of my money on food
[ ] got into a fist fight
[x] went to the beach
[x] saw a celebrity
[x] gotten sick
[ ] liked more than 5 people at the same time
[x] became closer to a lot of people

Be good to us, 2007...

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:57:28 GMT

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:39:14 GMT

You bet your bottom dollar.

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:18:59 GMT

On the twelfth day of Christmas, panzerkoopa sent to me...

Twelve rachelleds drumming

Eleven prozds piping

Ten dorp_awards a-leaping

Nine pimmy_pims dancing

Eight nevets a-milking

Seven funtimes a-swimming

Six ladies a-laying

Five co-o-o-ouches

Four scrubs

Three bosco sticks

Two kingdom hearts

...and an anathema in a final fantasy.

THREE bosco sticks? Normally they come in packs of two. I suppose with all these extra bosco sticks, I'll need at least five couches to sit. Because fat.

Also I noticed they changed the weather symbols on The Weather Channel to more realistic looking ones. This really enrages me, I liked the old non-realistic looking clouds and sun just fine! The weather will never be the same. Which it kind of isn't right now. Reading it was December 17th was a slap in the face, it felt like a cool spring day outside.

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:08:31 GMT

I really liked this movie. It's a modern-day looking film about high school students, but the dialogue and plot are all that of an old-timey detective film. You follow Brendan, who's ex-girfriend kicks the boot, lookin' for answers on who done it. Gets all his information from his only real friend, The Brain. He gets involved with a guy known as The Pin and his goons, most noticably Tug, who run a complex drug ring of sorts, originating with 9 "bricks" The Pin found himself access to. There's only one left, though. (They're bricks of either cocaine or heroine, can't really tell.) Laura ties in as the mysterious girl who seems to know a bit more than she should and always shows up right when Brendan needs her. Soundtrack was unique. Though some dialogue hard to follow, what with all those fancy detective terms and slangs, it was enjoyable. Loved how it looked, they chose a really artistic location. I suggest a view if you haven't already.

Also I finally saw Capote which I loved. His voice was perfect.

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 20:10:00 GMT

Conan cracks me up. If you hadn't watched the past two nights, on Monday's show they did a "fake NCAA mascots" sketch like seen before, but one was a manatee on a webcam that Pinter of the Max Weinberg Seven was watching on a laptop, Conan adlibing "He's on HornyManatee.com"

Well, the law says that if a television person of authority ever mentions a web address it has to be real. So NBC had to purchase, by law, HornyManatee.com. Of course they... built it up a bit.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you...

http://www.hornymanatee.com

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:46:20 GMT

The Fifth Element
1.

Annie Hall
2.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
3.

Garden State
4.

Waking Life
5.

V for Vendetta
6.

What Dreams May Come
7.

Office Space
8.

Donnie Darko
9.

Shaun of the Dead
10.

Meet the Fockers
11.

Zoolander
12.

Jurassic Park
13.

Sin City
14.

Punch-Drunk Love
15.

Wedding Crashers
16.

Lucky # Slevin
17.

Crash
18.

Requiem for a Dream
19.

Wilbur
20.

Not my top 20 ever, though some would be in it, just 20 I love.

Sun, 03 Dec 2006 19:14:26 GMT

1. Pick 20 films you love/thoroughly enjoy.
2. Find screen stills for each film.
3. See how many people guess correctly

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

11.

12.

13.
Don't try too hard on this one

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

20.

Have at it chums